Saturday, 5 March 2011

Sleep pan-fried

Some people when they sleep, look as if they could do with a blanket others look as if they could do with some medical attention.
At the library, this morning I was a witness to the most cringe-induced saliva story.

A man, presumably, in his forties was sleeping on the reading couch. Legs opened in a 'come-hither' manner. Whatever was inside this man - tongue, saliva, lung air, intestinal sounds- were leaking out at a techno speed. If that wasn't enough, his head was falling onto his lap time to time and the snores, well, that's another story. With vibrating lips and engine-style exhalations, AR Rahman could have used it for another of James Cameron flick. This one would have definitely not missed the Oscar eye.

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